Ted Cruz Is Running For President… Seriously?
Read this post on HustlerMagazine.com, where I write political, entertainment, pop culture, and adult-themed content. HUSTLER Magazine is an adult publication, so if you’re not 18 years old and...
View ArticleThings to do in Denver when baseball is dead
Baseball has ended, and surprisingly, I wrote a baseball post for a non-baseball website! That’s right, I put together a list of fun things for HUSTLER Magazine that you can do/follow/enjoy now that...
View ArticleI called Donald Trump an ‘anthropomorphized bag of canine fecal matter’
So this is fun, I guess. On HUSTLERMagazine.com this week, I called Donald Trump an “anthropomorphized bag of canine fecal matter,” which is really just a big ol’ human bag of dog shit (you probably...
View ArticleNothing Donald Trump does or is involved with should surprise you any more
Donald Trump is not a good person, and that was even before Sarah Palin endorsed him on Tuesday afternoon. (Sarah Palin! It’s 2016 and people still think what Sarah Palin has to say is important?!) The...
View ArticleSarah Palin continues to do what Sarah Palin does
I wrote another thing for HUSTLER Magazine today (very NSFW, be careful), which you can read by clicking here. It is about Sarah Palin, and how she’s endorsing Donald Trump because they are both douche...
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